{"id":8432,"date":"2020-06-11T17:47:38","date_gmt":"2020-06-11T14:47:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dijitaltopuklar.com\/?p=8432"},"modified":"2020-06-11T17:47:38","modified_gmt":"2020-06-11T14:47:38","slug":"sizin-hayat-brut-kac-metrekare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/perihanciragoz.com\/dijitaltopuklar\/2020\/06\/sizin-hayat-brut-kac-metrekare\/","title":{"rendered":"Sizin Hayat Br\u00fct Ka\u00e7 Metrekare?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh be, insan\u0131n evi gibisi yok!<\/p>\n<p>G\u00fcn sonunda ya da g\u00fcnler sonra kap\u0131y\u0131 a\u00e7ars\u0131n, ad\u0131m\u0131n\u0131 att\u0131\u011f\u0131n anda v\u00fccudunu kaplayan o duyguyu \u00f6zledim. Evin -i halini \u00f6zledim.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGeciktiniz haydi,<br \/>\nUykular\u0131n tatland\u0131\u011f\u0131 sularda,<br \/>\nB\u0131rakacaks\u0131n\u0131z evi\u201d*<\/p>\n<p>Haydi\u2026 \u00c7abuk\u2026 Mataran dolu mu? \u00c7antan nerde?? Ko\u015f al gel hadi o zaman\u2026 Elmay\u0131 arabada yersin\u2026\u00c7oraplar\u0131n \u0131slak gibi ama!.. Hay Allah&#8217;\u0131m ya! Dur iki dakka de\u011fi\u015ftirelim\u2026 Botlar\u0131n\u0131 giy, bug\u00fcn ya\u011fmurlu g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcyor\u2026 Tamam haydi\u2026\u015eal\u0131m\u0131 unuttum ya! Siz inin, geliyorum ben\u2026 \u0130yi sen benimle kal, bekle iki dakika\u2026 Geldim\u2026 \u00c7abuk, \u00e7abuk\u2026 D\u00fcnyan\u0131n en b\u00fcy\u00fck say\u0131s\u0131 m\u0131?? \u0130ki milyar sekiz y\u00fcz elli be\u015f bin de\u011fil, say\u0131lar sonsuz\u2026 Yani bir sonu yok\u2026 Senin et\u00fcd\u00fcn var m\u0131 bug\u00fcn o\u011flum? Paran?? Tamam, al sen bulunsun yan\u0131nda\u2026 Dokuz bin elli yedi milyar da de\u011fil\u2026 Sonsuz dedim ya\u2026 Tamam sorars\u0131n \u00f6\u011fretmenine\u2026 Haydi iyi dersler\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>Araban\u0131n kap\u0131s\u0131 kapan\u0131r, \u00e7ocuklar okula, biz i\u015fe\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHep yeti\u015fecek bir yerler vard\u0131,<br \/>\nAranacak adamlar,<br \/>\nYap\u0131lacak i\u015fler\u201d**<\/p>\n<p>\u015eiir gibi bir hayat-M\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>Bizi vir\u00fcs \u00f6ld\u00fcrmesin de, bitsin gitsin de, vars\u0131n bu tela\u015flar \u00f6ld\u00fcrseydi diyorum, bazen\u2026 Nank\u00f6rs\u00fcn kad\u0131n diyorum bazen de&#8230; 7.00\u2019de kalkm\u0131yorsun sabahlar\u0131. \u00c7ocu\u011fu uyand\u0131r\u0131p, derse yeti\u015ftirmek be\u015f dakika. \u0130ki ders aras\u0131 kahvalt\u0131 yapabiliyorsun. Kimse <em>\u201cNerden geliyor bu tozlar\u201c<\/em> diye hesap sormasa da evi s\u00fcp\u00fcrebiliyorsun\u2026 Koskoca bir hayat s\u0131\u011fd\u0131r\u0131yorsun eve! Sahi, sizin hayat br\u00fct ka\u00e7 metrekare?<\/p>\n<p>Yap\u0131lacak yemekler proje olarak haz\u0131rsa, salona ge\u00e7ebiliriz. Dersin ba\u015flamas\u0131na 10 dakika kald\u0131, l\u00fctfen ekranlar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 e\u011fitim moduna alal\u0131m.<\/p>\n<p>Annnneeee,,bilgisayar\u0131m dondu!! Korona vir\u00fcs girmi\u015f olabilir mi?<br \/>\nDelete bas gitsin pis mikrop!!<br \/>\nNee??!!<\/p>\n<p>Ball\u0131 parmaklarla tu\u015flara basarsan tabii donar! Hakiki \u00e7i\u00e7ek bal\u0131 bu, donar. Glikoz \u015furubu ve esans eklenen ballar, yani yalanc\u0131 ballar donmaz! Al sana Hayat Bilgisi, al sana ya\u015fayarak \u00f6\u011frenme! \u015eimdi yeniden ba\u015flat. Ders ba\u015flayal\u0131 be\u015f dakika oldu. Ben yan koltu\u011fa ge\u00e7iyorum. Ekran\u0131n\u0131 ayarlayal\u0131m\u2026 Sa\u011f omzumu \u00e7ektim, ama g\u00f6z\u00fcm \u00fczerinde.<\/p>\n<p>Fonda de\u011fil de, kulaklar\u0131mda Feridun D\u00fcza\u011fa\u00e7 \u00e7al\u0131yor\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u015eu hayat bilgisi ne a\u011f\u0131r dersmi\u015f hocammm.. D\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fcm karar verdimm, ben adam olam\u0131ycaamm\u2026 Madem her \u015fey basit bir form\u00fcl mutlulu\u011funnn\u2026 S\u00f6ylesin bakal\u0131mm neymi\u015f kimyaam\u2026 Benim kimyaam feci haldee bozulduuu\u2026Anlams\u0131zz geliyoorr banaaa d\u00fcnyaa\u2026.***<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>*\u015eiir: Beh\u00e7et Necatigil<br \/>\n** \u015eiir: Erel Bleda<br \/>\n*** \u015eark\u0131: Bo\u015f Ders<\/p>\n<p>\u2022<\/p>\n<p>Photo by\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pexels.com\/@weirdfish?utm_content=attributionCopyText&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_source=pexels\">David Gonzales<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0from\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pexels.com\/photo\/brown-and-red-birdhouse-2640604\/?utm_content=attributionCopyText&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_source=pexels\">Pexels<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<h6><\/h6>\n<h6>Dijital Topuklar&#8217;da yaz\u0131lan yaz\u0131lar, yazar\u0131n bak\u0131\u015f a\u00e7\u0131s\u0131 ve fikirlerini yans\u0131tmakta olup, Dijital Topuklar&#8217;\u0131n g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015flerini temsil etmeyebilir.<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh be, insan\u0131n evi gibisi yok! G\u00fcn sonunda ya da g\u00fcnler sonra kap\u0131y\u0131 a\u00e7ars\u0131n, ad\u0131m\u0131n\u0131 att\u0131\u011f\u0131n anda v\u00fccudunu kaplayan o duyguyu \u00f6zledim. Evin -i halini \u00f6zledim. \u201cGeciktiniz haydi, Uykular\u0131n tatland\u0131\u011f\u0131 sularda, B\u0131rakacaks\u0131n\u0131z evi\u201d* Haydi\u2026 \u00c7abuk\u2026 Mataran dolu mu? \u00c7antan nerde?? Ko\u015f al gel hadi o zaman\u2026 Elmay\u0131 arabada yersin\u2026\u00c7oraplar\u0131n \u0131slak gibi ama!.. Hay Allah&#8217;\u0131m ya! 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